Nancy Pelosi has to go
By Lady Beatrice
Ugh, Nancy Pelosi is such a liability, darling. I mean, seriously, it’s time for her to go. She’s, like, a hundred years old and completely out of touch with reality. It’s embarrassing. After the Democrats lost the White House, the Senate, and the House, she had the audacity to tell The New York Times that the election wasn’t a rebuke of the Democrats. Excuse me? They lost the White House to an orange, bloated, grifting felon—how is that not a rebuke? And let’s not forget the Republicans snagged seven Senate seats and kept the House. Hello? If that’s not a wake-up call, I don’t know what is.
Honestly, she should have resigned the second the election results came in. The Democrats are a complete mess—no direction, no vision. Kamala’s entire platform was basically, “I’m not that guy,” and Joe Biden’s approval ratings were lower than my patience for bad champagne. When asked what she’d do differently, Nancy couldn’t even come up with a coherent answer. Like, what even is her job? As the so-called leader of the Democrats, she should have been crafting a platform that addressed inflation, countered the right’s fear-mongering on immigration, and maybe dialed back the whole transgender issue before it alienated every moderate and conservative in the country. But no, she just sat there, clutching her pearls and her $100 million net worth while the satisfaction rating of the party hits an all time low.
And then, of course, she had the nerve to blame it all on Biden. If he’d dropped out sooner, she claims, the Democrats could have had a primary and everything would have been different. Oh, please. Trump is a nightmare, and she helped him win. It’s time, Nancy. Do us all a favor and ride off into the sunset. Let someone younger, someone who hasn’t been in politics since the Stone Age, take a shot at winning back the American people. We deserve better. Obviously.