The problem with Trump jokes:
Republicans don’t think they’re funny, and Democrats don’t think they’re jokes.
- A Conman, a rapist and a convicted felon walk into a bar, the bartender says “here by yourself today Mr. Trump?”
- How can you tell when Donald Trump is lying? His lips are moving.
- Trump was telling Elon that Melania thinks I am a sex machine. I know this because almost every time she sees me she calls me a “fucking tool”.
- How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
- Look, we can change the light bulb. That I will tell you. We’re changing it, ok? And I understand what you’re saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say, “Is the light bulb really dead?” That’s what they are asking me, it’s unbelievable. The light bulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
- Look, we can change the light bulb. That I will tell you. We’re changing it, ok? And I understand what you’re saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say, “Is the light bulb really dead?” That’s what they are asking me, it’s unbelievable. The light bulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
- On the night of his inauguration, Trump is visited by three ghosts.
- Early in the night, FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great, FDR replies “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours, and he yells “FAKE NEWS!”
- A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “how can I make America great again?” Washington replies “I would suggest you never tell a lie”, which infuriates Trump.
- Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “how can I make America great again?”. Lincoln responds, “go to the theater.”
Last night there was an accident and Trump’s personal library burnt down.
This is a huge catastrophe because BOTH of his books were lost, and he had only colored in one of them so far.
The Aliens landed in the US and were baffled by how helpful everyone was when the said “Take us to your leader”.
- When Trump was elected president a staffer suggested that he learn all the state capitals. An hour later Trump says, OK I’ve memorized them. Impressed, the staffer asked “what is the capital of Pennsylvania”, trump responded “P” .